Round 3: Ralph Vs. Wild.

lately ive been learning how the importance of eating breakfast is. so i decided to be late for school for some rice, spam, and potatoes.

but my meal was interrupted in the middle to my mom screaming. my mom hates snakes to death. if we put her in a stray jacket and went to the snake exhibit at the zoo, she would find a to get out of it. but anyways, my mom was screaming and covering her eyes as ralph walks in the house with a fucking snake in his mouth. again.

yeh, he did it again and it scared the shit out of me cuz he put it down right next to me. on the mat. i think he did it for the mere purposes of showing us “look what i can do!”. as he put it on the mat, he walked outside (as shown below).

but of course, the filipino man vs. wild, uncle gil picked it up and threw it out. i wouldnt be surprised if he goes back to get it later to skin the snake and cook it up later. so if i were you, i wouldnt eat at my house, that might not be the chicken you asked for.

one time i ate deer, thinking it was steak. but thats another story for another day…