Round 3: Ralph Vs. Wild.

lately ive been learning how the importance of eating breakfast is. so i decided to be late for school for some rice, spam, and potatoes.

but my meal was interrupted in the middle to my mom screaming. my mom hates snakes to death. if we put her in a stray jacket and went to the snake exhibit at the zoo, she would find a to get out of it. but anyways, my mom was screaming and covering her eyes as ralph walks in the house with a fucking snake in his mouth. again.

yeh, he did it again and it scared the shit out of me cuz he put it down right next to me. on the mat. i think he did it for the mere purposes of showing us “look what i can do!”. as he put it on the mat, he walked outside (as shown below).

but of course, the filipino man vs. wild, uncle gil picked it up and threw it out. i wouldnt be surprised if he goes back to get it later to skin the snake and cook it up later. so if i were you, i wouldnt eat at my house, that might not be the chicken you asked for.

one time i ate deer, thinking it was steak. but thats another story for another day…




 

Miso Harney

Old town easily can be described at “Little Mexico City”. its the closest spot to mexico where tourist dont have to cross the border and risk being kidnapped for ransom.

but somewhere in the midst of margaritas, tortilla flippers, and tourists, there is a little sushi spot called Harney’s which is on Harney st. they didnt take reservations til 10pm but getting there at 8pm seemed like we didnt need reservations. well the spot was poppin off. it took us almost 1.5 hours to get seated. might as well made reservations.

the spot is so small for all those people trying to get a bite. why not expand their location and make it a little bigger to accommodate for all the people trying to get a seat, instead of shunning off 50 extra customers to the words of “1 hour wait”.

they have the hottest/sexiest hosts/waitresses/bartenders (all female cast) and also customers. i could literally sit there for hours and imagine my future.

paying for a $14.50 “Hawaii 5-0″ roll is worth it. and so is the wait.




so anytime your testosterone is rising while in japan, go to Miso Harney in old town.

 

Green Screen.

this most important things i wanted to learn in this class, i just learned in 2 days.

yesterday we learned all about green screen. with a few clicks i can have you walking down the strip in vegas!

and today we learned how to clone. i finally know how to erase wires. meaning, with the right equipment, can do a crouching tiger hidden dragon flying scene or a matrix, run on walls scene.

below: i took a skateboarder footage on a green skateboard and made him skateboard on air. just like the “Yeah Right” skateboard video.


hollyhood, watch out now.

 

Ruptured Ear Drum.

ive been a busy B. school to work to work at home to gym to sleep has been my daily formula. im constantly out of the house from 730am to 730pm. by the time i get home, im beat and thats when i start lagging on other shit that needs to be done.

solving procrastinating is my ultimate goal for the upcoming months. yes i do it and i do it often. theres so much shit on my mind that i cant think in a straight line. sept 27th is my supposedly last day of school. unless something is standing in my way, i will be graduating. i will be so happy to have so much more time to focus on what i need to do to reach my goals.

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so i finally got the verdict on my health problems. my mom and i went to the doctor yesterday at 7am to check up on my ear to make sure its worth seeing an ENT (ear, nose, throat) doctor. we went to the doctor right by the pq workshop. there was prolly 10 people aged 85 or older. and there was me and troy, yes, tall ass baller troy who was getting a physical for basketball. my mom sat in with me and the doctor. i found it funny when the doctor asked if i smoked. my mom answered for me no. then the doc asked if i consume alcohol. my mom again answered for me no. i guess she needs to keep my reputation in front of other doctors. they also started talking about my sisters going to UC schools and blah blah. Doctor checked out my ear and said there is fresh blood and referred me to the ENT doctor. luckily my mom is ahead of the game and scheduled me an appointment in the afternoon.

so the ENT doctor did his questioning. then he did his physical check up on my nose and throat before he got to my ear. looks like my nose is crooked and is the cause for my snoring. now i can blame something for my snoring! the only way for solving a crooked nose is through surgery. he kept questioning if i ever broke my nose. i prolly fucked it up playing football in high school, especially when sometimes your inside forehead padding in your helmet slips and hits your nose. i can recall that a few times. but i wonder why my ex never said anything about snoring when i used to sleep at her house everyday. strange.

the doctor said that a high majority of chinese and filipino’s get tumors behind the nose. so since i had a crooked nose for no reason, he decided to check. at this point im like WTF! i better not have a fucking tumor. the next process was crazy. he numbed up my nose and stuck this camera through my nose. dude, that shit went all the way up in my nose where it felt like it hit my eye or something.

next he checked my throat. as you all know, i cant swallow shit. no caplets, no capsules, no gel caps, nada. he stuck his mirror in the back of my throat only to start hearing me gag.

as for my ear, he said i have a ruptured ear drum. he said its not from infection cuz he didnt see any pussing thats associated with it. he said i prolly poked it. as for ruptured ear drums, it could take up to 2 months to heal. that means 2 months of ringing & being deaf.

 

Madden Skillz.

im on the quest to finding out which game console would i like to play madden 08 on. ive got 2 website jobs upcoming that will help me pay for it. so my choices are Xbox 360 or PS3. I like Xbox but im not used to the controls. too many damn buttons. however alvin and tk have it also and we can play online. as for PS3, its a little bit more expensive but i want to watch blu ray discs since netflix has blu ray rentals. i am just surprised im holding off on buying madden. the past, lets say, 6 years ive either picked up the game at midnight of the release or waited in a short line at opening. i used to be in all these madden tournaments and i would actually compete with leo who plays madden everyday of his so called life! one time i went to the glendale galleria to compete in the first years madden tournament by ea sports. there were hundred of people, 16 brackets, and i got to the finals of my bracket but lost. but i was stoked that i hung in. i also did some tournaments up in ocean beach, carlsbad, mission valley. i always used the chargers who used to suck in madden. but i knew how to use them and people used to watch my games. crowds of like 10 people would stand behind me and watch my skillz.

there was a tournament in ocean beach and there was prolly 20 people or so. well i made it to the final game and got to play on the big screen and sit on the nice ass couch. i used the sucky chargers and he used the super awesome eagles. sometimes you cant do anything about the computer. i lost.

ps3 or Xbox 360?